Ladies and Gentlemen, Shmaltz Brewing Co. is proud to introduce Bittersweet Lenny's R.I.P.A. Brewed with an obscene amount of malts and hops. Shocking flavors - far beyond contemporary community standards. We cooked up the straight dope for the growing minions of our nation's Radical Beer junkies. Judges may not be able to define \Radical Beerofficially declared a pauper by the State of Californiapersonally broken and financially bankrupt simply for challenging America's moral hypocrisies with words. The memorial playbill read: \"Yeswe killed him. Because he picked on the wrong god.\" -Directed bythe Courtsthe Copsthe Church... and his own self-destructive super ego. Like Noah lying naked and loaded in his tent after the apocalyptic deluge: a witnessa patron sainta father of what was to come. SickDirtyProphetic Lenny: a scapegoata martyra supreme inspiration."